we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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