No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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