I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We had to coat check the pizza.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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