Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
