I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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