All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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