I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
