she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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