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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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