Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just wanna soil my oats bro
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it was like eating out sand paper
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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