Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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