so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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