Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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