stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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