do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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