Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he shaved USA in his pubs
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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