oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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