I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just had sex on a roof
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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