Christians are straight up FREAKS
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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