is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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