He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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