have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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