I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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