i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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