To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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