i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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