I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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