Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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