i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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