I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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