If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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