look no pants
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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