You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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