walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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