so explain again why im purple
no
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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