So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Alive.
So much puke
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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