I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
