Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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