in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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