Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize