: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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