So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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