I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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