I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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