Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Randomize
