We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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