i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Randomize
