the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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