he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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