Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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