We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Operation Purity has been aborted
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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